Things I should not be surprised about:

- The website of my cheap, piece-of-$#!7 health insurance is a cheap piece of $#!7.

- Yesterday it was a perfect fall day. Today it is apparently Louisiana.*
- It still hasn't rained yet.

- I did not get ANYTHING done this weekend!

Screwit, I'm gonna go make cookies and claim that as an accomplishment or something.

* OK, not really. Louisiana would be much worse. But also, raining.